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- Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
- Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS NINE?!?!?
I am genuinely fucking pissed at this. How in the whole flaming world could you possibly skip the sassiest of the Doctors?!
WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU SKIP NINE?!?!?!?!?
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
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when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts
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I thought a truck was about to crash into us and I instinctively said “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” I could have died and those would have been my last words
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today is april fools day. haha april fools its not really april fools day yet. just warming up for the holiday by havin a little fun. hope i didnt offend anyone here. thanks for reading. comment/rate/subscribe
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So my friend and I were talking about how her cat died today at 13 and was like stop MCR broke up like yesterday and if you count 2001 they were thirteen no I’m done MCR cat ladies and gentlemen
Or MCR was a cat either one
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i sacrifice these two level 4 text posts so that i can now summon my level 8 text post
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